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Martial Arts Humor
I've witnessed a woman break her own nose with a front
kick above her head during a demo at a seminar. I almost wet my pants
I was laughing so hard. Afterwards I heard her tell her instructor, "You
didn't say _that_ could happen!"
A simple and hungry Zen monk walks into a busy pizza restaurant
and places his order: "Make me one with everything."
